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You can't blame politicians because they're so stuck between the interests of the donors that pay for their shitty commercials, and the interests of their constituents, that they have nothing to do but lean on symbolic cultural issues.

You can't blame corporations because they're run by fiduciaries who are legally obligated to operate in the best interest of their shareholders, so if they can secure $10,000,000 in revenue by "donating" $2,000,000 to political campaigns to pay for commercials, they have to do it.

You can't blame the media for accepting the status quo, their business model is dependent on ad revenue. And besides hundreds of millions of people are getting along together just fine, day in and day out. It's not their job to make you feel good, it's their job to report on things that are out of the ordinary, and a lot of that stuff sucks.

You can't blame other Americans for voting differently than you, because there are only ever really two options, and they're only real selling point is that the other side is worse.

It doesn't matter whether you think it's all a big conspiracy, or just one big mess, blaming the usual suspects, or even verifiably bad actors won't change anything while the incentives remain intact. So For F*cks Sake Blame This Dude.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making Fun Razor Apparel on demand instead of in bulk helps us maximize your contribution to the effort. Look, you get enough salesy corporate bullsh*t, so we're going to be completely honest; the t-shirts a soft, comfortable, and of decent quality, but the only thing that really makes the special, aside from the fun designs, is what your money is going towards. And since every piece of apparel is made to order, all sales are final. But since the funds generated are being used to disrupt America's embarrassingly dysfunctional status quo, wear them with pride, because you are a hero!

IMPORTANT

Transparency is crucial. Because this line was created to fund the accelerated expansion of the effort to change how Americans view and address our problems, (and because apparel is print-on-demand), all sales are appreciated as contributions, and are therefore final. Please carefully review all orders for size, color, and quantity, before purchase.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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