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The slogan Keep Calm And Carry On was coined during WWII in England, as the country braced for mass air attacks. American's aren't being under threat of aerial assault, but the emotionally and intellectually manipulative information that we are bombarded with every single day threatens to rip us apart. Heroes stand strong. Keep Calm And Blame This Dude.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making Fun Razor Apparel on demand instead of in bulk helps us maximize your contribution to the effort. Look, you get enough salesy corporate bullsh*t, so we're going to be completely honest; the t-shirts a soft, comfortable, and of decent quality, but the only thing that really makes the special, aside from the fun designs, is what your money is going towards. And since every piece of apparel is made to order, all sales are final. But since the funds generated are being used to disrupt America's embarrassingly dysfunctional status quo, wear them with pride, because you are a hero!
IMPORTANT
Transparency is crucial. Because this line was created to fund the accelerated expansion of the effort to change how Americans view and address our problems, (and because apparel is print-on-demand), all sales are appreciated as contributions, and are therefore final. Please carefully review all orders for size, color, and quantity, before purchase.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |