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  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One
  • Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One

Main Street Fun Razor Danger Shades - Shelled One

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Inspiration: An homage to the Turtle Backstory, Turtle Island, Chief Little Turtle, the Miami Tribe, and 'This Dude's' family turtle, Shelldon.

Design: Timeless black and brown tortoise shell frames complimented by brown polarized UV400 lenses.

Specifications for All Models:

  • Protection: UV400 polarized lenses, offering optimal protection against harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • Material: Crafted with high-quality materials ensuring durability and a comfortable fit.
  • Package Inclusions: Each pair comes with a Danger Shades microfiber cloth, a custom hard case, and a pair of red, white, and blue earplugs for election year, because let's face it, we'll need 'em.
  • Eco-conscious Design: Frames designed using recycled plastic, making a difference with every purchase.

IMPORTANT

Transparency is crucial. Because this line was created to fund the accelerated expansion of the effort to change how Americans view and address our problems, (and because apparel is print-on-demand), all sales are appreciated as contributions, and are therefore final. Please carefully review all orders for size, color, and quantity, before purchase.